I'm just kidding. Suri is the name of TomKat's baby girl. CNN reports that Suri weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 20 inches long . I'm so happy that I don't have to read any more blogs speculating that Katie is carrying a beach ball instead of a baby. TomKitten has arrived, and Katie Holmes has plenty of cute shoes from her Barneys and Maxfield shopping sprees to keep her stylish for months. I doubt she'll be leaving the mansion anytime soon.

Previously:

Fashion Friday Nightmare = TomKat in GQ
Diary of a Mad Housewife
Pregnant Hollywood Fashionistas