Where is Lindsay Lohan?Part of: Gossip , Lindsay Lohan
[Breakfast: iced-blended green tea latte]
Yet again "Breakfast at Tiffany's" serves up delicious Hollywood gossip before the tabloids and so-called Hollywood gossip blogs. Today we have the cliche starlet-that's-too-thin-so-duh!-she's-on-drugs gossip. An insider has told me that Lindsay Lohan is alledgedly going to rehab. I hope that she gets better soon and gains enough weight to have breasts again.
P.S. Contrary to popular belief, most actresses don't get scary skinny from starving themselves or working out too much. Don't you hate it when they say that they just have a fast metabolism and eat like pigs? Liars!
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