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Suri Cruise's Birth Certificate

Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , TomKat

TMZ has exclusively obtained a copy of Suri Cruise’s birth certificate and have cleverly thought of a way to turn this inane news into gossip.

First, St. John's Hospital has a policy of filing birth certificates within 10 days of birth. In this case, Suri was born on April 18 but the certificate was not filed until May 8, 20 days later. An official from the hospital told TMZ that the delay occurred because they needed a signature from the parents or a representative of the parents certifying birth, and that person did not come in until May 4. The person who signed is labeled "friend." The signature is not legible.
Gossip is so dry right now that bloggers are questioning whether Suri exists because the nurse who signed the birth certificate wasn’t in the delivery room and because of an illegible signature. I don’t know many people who have legible signatures. Others are speculating that Suri doesn’t exist because friends of the Cruise’s like Jada Pinkett and Will Smith haven’t seen her or the couple. Obviously Suri is being embraced and programmed by her Scientology family and that is more important than her meeting Hollywood actors. Duh!! TMZ’s hospital source also claims that Suri needed a passport and that’s what prompted the filing of her birth certificate. That seems logical. Unless Suri is an alien, it appears that she exists.

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