Breakfast At Tiffany's: Fashionista Du Jour

[Breakfast: a peach turnover and chamomile tea]

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Sienna Miller has always gotten on my nerves. She has one of the most nondescript faces that I've ever seen. I doubt I would recognize her unless she was with Jude Law. She hasn't proven that she can act, though maybe Factory Girl will change that. I also don't understand how she can be 24-years-old unless she's done a lot of drugs. It's normal for actresses to lie about their age, but she looks at least 33 or 34. Though, some of her quotes make her sound like she's a stupid girl. These gems are from the latest Rolling Stone:

"I don't know, monogamy is a weird thing for me. It's an overrated virtue, because, let's face it, we're f–ing animals."

Jude Law cheated on Sienna with his nanny and she forgave him. Their relationship has been off-and-on again since then. Sienna is also known for complaining about the paparazzi and all of the exposure she's gotten for being Jude Law's girlfriend. Other unknown actresses would kill for this exposure.

"Everything happened in the wrong order," she says. "You become very known for being someone's girlfriend, and all of a sudden there's all this hype and buzz for all the wrong reasons."

Sienna probably said this quote as an aside to the reporter. Now Philadelphia hates her for it.

Can you believe this is my life? Will you pity me when you're back in your funky New York apartment and I'm still in Pittsburgh? I need to get more glamorous films and stop with my indie year."

She also said that "Pitt" rhymes with "Shit". Ouch! Sienna also dreams of being a "working mum" and having her kid on set. Isn't that cute? The only thing I like about Sienna is the way that she dresses some of the time.