[Breakfast: pumpkin muffin and white tea]

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Britney Spears has finally issued a statement on her website about her partying and lack of underwear. Now we can all get on with our lives.

It’s been so long since I’ve been out on the town with friends. It’s also been 2 years since I’ve even celebrated my birthday. Every move that I make at this point has been magnified more than I expected, and I probably did take my new found freedom a little too far. Anyway, thank god for Victoria’s Secrets’ new underwear line! I look forward to a new year and a new me.

I’m just getting started…Happy holidays everyone!

Britney

Hmm...maybe twentysomethings and teens will think twice about having babies when they realize that they can't drink alcohol or party when they're pregnant. I think what Britney meant by"'not celebrating her birthday for two years" was that she didn't get to celebrate her birthday in public wearing a slutty dress with no underwear. Hopefully, she meant it about trying to wear underwear since Victoria's Secret is going to give her a lifetime's supply. I'm very anti-VS now because they didn't tell me my accurate bra size. Yeah, you know how they pounce on you with a tape measure when you go there? Don't trust them. I was recently measured at Nordstrom and my cup size was a size bigger than what VS said and the circumference around my chest was a size smaller.

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