Keeping up with The BeckhamsPart of: Gossip , LA
[Breakfast: Green tea and half of a peanut butter and chocolate cupcake]
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Posh, Becks, and their children (their names don't matter yet) are finally moving to Lalaland. Now we'll get more paparazzi pictures of Katie Holmes and Vicky shopping together at Barneys..zzz. I'm going to call Victoria and invite her to Jin Patisserie for afternoon tea. You don't think that Venice would be too lowbrow for her, do you? Then we'll hit some vintage clothing stores 'cause Vic is so in need of some clothes and accessories that aren't so 2007. Her wardrobe is way too predictable. Next we'll check out The Self Realization Fellowship in Pacific Palisades so that Victoria has somewhere to chill out and meditate away from the paps. I'll end our day with drinks at Casa Del Mar. We'll get there just in time for sunset. After that, I'll be Victoria's new BFF and get to hang out with
Posh David Beckham whenever I want. Yeah, those Galaxies (Galaxy LA). I totally go to all of their games.