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G-Spot Mail

June 29, 2004
Part of: Trick Or Treat

Breakfast: 11 cocoa almonds from Trader Joe's I figured out why I like the sound of Gmail so much. It's all about sex, baby. G-spot/Gmail. Hard to find and hard to get. I'm a bit peeved at Google, really. Google...[More]

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Olsenmania

June 28, 2004
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Hollywood , Rant , The Olsens

[Breakfast: super-florentine omelette (spinach, cheddar cheese, chicken sausage and onions sans mushrooms) and coffee from Bread and Porridge] I have a Benifer-sized headache, and they (Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez) don’t even exist anymore. I like my dose of gossip...[More]

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Champagne, Cupcakes and Chris Weitz

June 24, 2004
Part of: Hollywood , Literati

I went to a reading at Book Soup the other night. I was lured by the promise of cupcakes and champagne—two of my favorite things. Also, I had met one of the authors, Darcy Cosper, a couple of months ago....[More]

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I Swear to God...

June 24, 2004
Part of: Hollywood , Paris Hilton

Updated [Breakfast: two slices of baby swiss cheese] ...that I saw Paris Hilton's breast last night on The Simple Life 2 right after she cut her maid's outfit to be sexier. I don't think that there was any nip showing....[More]

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A Hollywood Rape

June 23, 2004
Part of: Hollywood

Breakfast: half of an egg bagel Ms. Stone, Hi, my name is X and I happened upon your article about how being a [script]reader is akin to chinese water torture. At the time I was trying to find out how...[More]

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Gawker Media for Poverty

June 21, 2004
Part of: Literati

My sources tell me that even Gawker Media darling Ana Maria Cox aka Wonkette is paid a base salary of only $12,000* per year. I guess I should respect the Defamer for being lazy and invite him to lunch--(I'd slack...[More]

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My Diary-- 14 Years Old---Part 5 (final excerpt)

June 21, 2004
Part of: Literati , Trick Or Treat

Breakfast: toasted sesame bagel with vegetable cream cheese and 4 dove promises (dark chocolates) I found one of my old diaries at my parents' house the other day. I think it's pretty safe to say that at least my mom...[More]

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Where Arnold and Maria Partied after Reagan's Funeral, Etc

June 17, 2004
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

*Updated Breakfast: scrambled eggs and cheddar cheese on a bagel *BAT Exclusive* Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger was spotted Friday whooping it up with Maria Shriver in Santa Monica, CA at the Buffalo Club. Haven't heard of this classic industry hot spot?...[More]

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I'm an English Bitch

June 16, 2004
Part of: Literati

Breakfast: an oatmeal cookie (v. good) with a few golden raisins, nuts, etc. from Rockenwagner's Bakery via farmers' market I corrected someone's grammar last night. I've always held my tongue until that moment, thus it will come back to me....[More]

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My Diary-- 14 Years Old---Part 4

June 15, 2004
Part of: Literati , Trick Or Treat

Breakfast: a handful of cocoa almonds from Trader Joe's I found one of my old diaries at my parents' house the other day. I think it's pretty safe to say that at least my mom has read it. I will...[More]

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Jill Wrote Courtney Cox's Asshole

June 13, 2004
Part of: Literati , Television

Breakfast: oatmeal/maple scone and iced coffee Supervising Producer and one of the writers from "Six Feet Under", Jill Soloway, writes BAT in response to this post: thank you for using my name on your blog- it upped my google hittability...[More]

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Coming Attractions

June 11, 2004
Part of: LA

BAT will be writing about: --why we don't want passive/aggressive, catty bitches as friends or even aquaintances (I know it's hard to believe) --people who we really admire (hint: it's not who you think) --why we believe in karma (even...[More]

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My Diary-- 14 Years Old---Part 3

June 11, 2004
Part of: Literati , Trick Or Treat

Breakfast: sundried tomato bagel with vegetable cream cheese and coffee I found one of my old diaries at my parents' house the other day. I think it's pretty safe to say that at least my mom has read it. I...[More]

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My Diary-- 14 Years Old---Part 2

June 10, 2004
Part of: Literati , Trick Or Treat

Breakfast: piece of leftover French toast I found one of my old diaries at my parents’ house the other day. I think it’s pretty safe to say that at least my mom has read it. I will be posting a...[More]

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My Diary-- 14 Years Old---Part 1

June 09, 2004
Part of: Literati , Trick Or Treat

Breakfast: piece of French toast, fruit and coffee I found one of my old diaries at my parents’ house the other day. I think it’s pretty safe to say that at least my mom has read it (despite my ominous...[More]

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Let's Get Physical

June 07, 2004
Part of: LA , Sparkly

Sunday Breakfast: Scottish Eggs Benedict and Coffee I was flirting with a very hot busboy at Geoffrey’s in Malibu on Sunday. (I really could eat brunch at Geoffrey’s every weekend and be very happy.) Busboy was very blonde and had...[More]

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Hollywood Quote Du Jour

June 05, 2004
Part of: Hollywood , Literati , Television

[Breakfast: "this fig walks into a bar..." from Trader Joe's ] Response to my observation that there are far more male writers on TV shows than women... "That's because women are unfunny." --former studio head Maria Elena Fernandez from the...[More]

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"A White Russian with Soy, Please"

June 04, 2004
Part of: LA

Brunch: Egg/Swiss Cheese on a Bagel Dinner: Noma Sushi Successful Business Man told me the other day that I say you know too much. I thought I was over that stupid filler phrase. It’s like and um are other fillers...[More]

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Dell Sucks

June 03, 2004
Part of: Random

Never ever buy a Dell computer. The computers and customer service are horrible. I know it's supposed to be the opposite with Dell. If you rarely use your computer it is possible that it works OK. I am on my...[More]

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My First Martini

June 03, 2004
Part of: Food , LA

Breakfast: Balance Bar- Cookie Dough I had my first Martini when I was 20 (I had a real ID that said I was 22) at Liquid Kitty in West LA, when it was still legal to smoke in bars. (Liquid...[More]

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How to Write a Non-Fan Letter

June 01, 2004
Part of: Literati , Rant

Breakfast: 1/2 bagel with cream cheese, lox, red onion and coffee with hazelnut creamer Don’t write at the end of your letter, “All snarkiness aside…” and then write what you really wanted to say. Do be fake, cliché or real....[More]

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