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Yes, all of the West Coast teenage rich bitches are anorexic and now Seventeen magazine is trying to capitalize on it. Whom best to edit this "Seventeen supplement about 'West Coast luxury fashion,'" called Deluxe but stylist-to-only-anorexic stars, Rachel...[More]
Reese Witherspoon is not wearing a typical Hollywood starlet outfit, but then she's an actual star. Her outfit would be nice for church or lunch with the ladies. Mandy Moore is rocking the dark hair. Her edgier new look...[More]
Extra reports that Rosie O'Donnell is replacing Meredith Viera on "The View." Currently I watch "The View" about twice a year, but maybe I'll watch it every day in another twenty years. I don't think that Rosie is Meredith's...[More]
I'd rather get 'Lost' with Josh Holloway. Let's focus on him today instead of Michelle Rodriguez....[More]
Cleary Mary-Kate needs an injection of Scientology to get her self-esteem up....[More]
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--Keira Knightley is the new face of Chanel’s perfume campaign. “Keira follows in the footsteps of Kate Moss, Nicole Kidman and singer Vanessa Paradis as one of the faces of Chanel.” Yeah, Keira’s making bank. [The Sun] --Glass lodged...[More]
Even the skinniest girls have fat days. Here are a few outfits that are perfect for those days. The outfit on the left that Michelle Pfeiffer is wearing (on a break from her latest movie) is perfect for Kirstie...[More]
I figured out why Michelle Rodriguez would take 5 days of jail over doing community service for her second DUI. She's into bad girls. Via TMZ: 'Lost' jailbird Michelle Rodriguez is living in a military style dorm with 60...[More]
I know you're all wondering why Sienna Miller would take Jude back, even if they're just fuck buddies or she's trying to save some cash by staying at his rented Topanga Canyon house for a couple of weeks. These...[More]
OMG if Johnny Depp ends up playing the late former INXS frontman Michael Hutchence in a movie, I will die. Michael Hutchence was soo hot and Johnny Depp is the only actor right to play him. The film's producers...[More]
Who really rocks the white tank top?...[More]
...you'll have to go to the next page to see Paris' underpants and other bad Barbie Doll fashion including a pair of ugly gold trainers by Lamb (WTF? Gwen). For this page, I spent hours trying to find a...[More]
...stays together. Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are both wearing shades of olive green and black. Hmm...now I'm craving a Martini. Just yesterday a picture of Gwen in a yellow dress motivated me to......[More]
(Images via Just Jared) Not really. Angie calls all the fashion shots. (I guess she already got sick of Brad's Mohawk.) Isn't is cute how she wore Zahara's bandana for this photo-op with Ann Curry from "The Today Show?"...[More]
Richie Sambora and Denise Richards were hanging out in Laguna Beach on April 20th. I'm glad that Charlie Sheen isn't the only one having fun. Previously: Denise and Heather not BFF...[More]
Mischa Barton looks pretty instead of her usual haphazard mess. Guess she used a good stylist for this event. Previously: Mischa Barton is "Marissa" Best Celebrity Makeover Du Jour Stoned!...[More]
Just yesterday DK and I were discussing the details of Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen's divorce. "Why would she marry a guy with his history in the first place? Guys like that don't change," I said. "I'm sure she...[More]
We're always seeing and hearing about gay male celebrity icons who aren't necessarily gay themselves. But who turns on gay women besides Angelina Jolie? One of BAT's correspondants reported that at the recent lesbian conference "Club Skirts Dinah Shore...[More]
Err....I meant to say Who Wore it Best? Previously: Scarlett--Keeping it Real Nicole Richie's Fake Hair I'm Suri For Messing up your Life, Katie Fashion Friday Nightmare = TomKat in GQ...[More]
I know that Mondays suck, but your day could be worse. What if you had a young, impressionable daughter who decided that she had the have The Pussycat Dolls? Luckily they aren't available yet. Mommy, I want to be...[More]
Actually, Sienna Miller needs to be saved by the fashion Gods. WTF is up with her hideous outfit? Perhaps Sienna was feeling patriotic and wanted to honor the Queen's three birthdays by wearing that ugly hat a few times...[More]
Posting has been lighter than usual this week due to some technical difficulties with my current hosting site. Please note that "Breakfast at Tiffany's" will be moving soon to a new hosting site, so please change your links to...[More]
Sure Scarlett Johansson could have gotten a light tan before vacationing in Jamaica with her honey, Josh Hartnett. But how refreshing is it that she looks like a normal person on vacation. Today is pick-on-Nicole Richie day, so if...[More]
I'm just kidding. Suri is the name of TomKat's baby girl. CNN reports that Suri weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 20 inches long . I'm so happy that I don't have to read any more blogs speculating...[More]
Nicole Richie recently got hair extensions. I know you’re like, who cares? Sienna Miller just got them too, and I didn’t write about hers. But Sienna had short hair, so it’s the norm to get longer extensions. Nicole, on...[More]
Mischa Barton can't seem to get away from Marissa and "The O.C." That's because Mischa is Marissa. In this Keds ad, Marissa has clearly run away to New York City and is depressed because she has to wear clothes...[More]
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are the cutest. Friday the couple lunched at Bar a Vin in Silverlake....[More]
Remember that post I wrote last Wednesday about "Entourage" filming a scene at a Lakers game that night? I was right. Page Six wrote about the details of the scene on Friday. "JEREMY Piven may not be "hugging it out"...[More]
Maddox Jolie-Pitt sets another trend: The Mohawk. He's had his forever, but was finally able to talk Daddy Brad Pitt into getting one. Stay tuned for next week when son and father get matching tatts....[More]
I wonder if Mandy Moore and Lindsay Lohan have the same stylist. Even though this is similar to a lot of Lindsay Lohan's recent looks, Mandy looks fresher. She gets sleep and refrains from drugs, I assume....[More]
Jessica Simpson doesn't wear any jeans under $150, so I don't know why she cut a multimillion dollar licensing deal to promote low-priced jeans and apparel. Papa Joe should have realized this before he committed Jess to the deal,...[More]
I wonder how often Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro talk. Dave said here that the couple would definitely have a child in 2007. But Carmen told The Early Show 2 days ago, "I'm definitely not pregnant. I've been hearing...[More]
Sienna Miller filming in TriBeCa....[More]
Paris gets to practice her horse jumps everytime she wants to get out of the house. I bet she fancies herself an Arabian. Let's hope she's not put out to pasture anytime soon. WTF? I swear I wasn't crossing...[More]
--Tori Spelling’s divorce will be finalized next week. Yay for Tori!!! Then she can marry her cheesy actor boyfriend Dean McDermott and divorce him in a couple of years. [Fox News] --Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard are finally engaged...[More]
Madame Tussauds Interactive Experience in New York City debuted Lindsay Lohan and Colin Farrell wax figures last night. Scary. A Red-headed Lindsay would have been so much cuter. Now little girls everywhere can drag their families to NYC to...[More]
I don't care about pictures of Lindsay Lohan hanging out with Kate Moss unless there's juicy gossip to go with them. However, I do care about what Kate is wearing. Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie should note that Kate...[More]
DK and I were sitting at the counter of The Counter restaurant last night.(Personally, I think that The Apple Pan should be called The Counter because there are only counter seats and The Counter should be called The Burger,...[More]
If Teri Hatcher doesn't watch out, she'll morph into Janice Dickinson. Previously: Guess Who's Dating? Stoned!...[More]
It appears that Brit and Kev live in another reality where babies that fall from high chairs are magically OK. Good thing that they noticed 6 days after the fall that little Sean Preston was sleeping too long and...[More]
The Writers Guild of America just releasted their first 101 Best Screenplays list. Aspiring screenwriters take note. If you haven't studied and completely dissected these films, go out and get them immediately. Here are the top ten screenplays: 1....[More]
Mena Suvari and her breakdancer boyfriend, Mike "Murda" Carrasco, attended the "Standing Still" Premiere in L.A. last night. How cute are they? The fact that he lives in Las Vegas doesn't seem to be hurting their relationship. I love...[More]
I like Gwen Stefani's retro Mama look she sported for her baby shower on Sunday. It was a conservative look for her, but I like its simplicity. Kate Moss can wear almost anything and look amazing. She kept her...[More]
Easter chocolates are my favorite. I used to hoard Cadbury Creme Eggs and then freeze them after the holiday. I can't eat them anymore. Now my faves are See's Candies Dark Chocolate Foil Eggs, Egg Quartet, their Chocolate Foil...[More]
Evangeline Lilly looks so much hotter in this picture from the May issue of Elle magazine than here. Previously: Rug Burn and Evangeline Lilly Doing Coke off of Burberry Rugs...[More]
This picture of Jessica Simpson was taken the other day in Sydney, Australia. Her look here seems inspired by the late fashion editor extraordinaire, Carrie Donovan, who was also featured in some Old Navy commercials. The look is a...[More]
People reports that Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin now have a son named Moses Martin just in time for Passover. Moses is also the name of a song Martin wrote for Paltrow in 2003. I wonder if first born...[More]
Which house belongs to Kate Moss and which one belongs to Jude Law?...[More]
(image: Gallery of the Absurd) --Angelina Jolie and her crew are staying at a luxe lodge in Namibia, Africa. They’re chilling out. It was time for them to get away from the paparazzi and creepy French neighbors who were...[More]
I wrote about the red nail polish trend here weeks ago. But you only know something is officially a trend when Maddox Jolie-Pitt is wearing it. I'm glad that he finds time for a mani with Mommy. Previously: Mr....[More]
These pictures of the Hilton sisters were taken on Monday at a special VIP viewing of 'Hedwig and the Angry Inch' at the Roxy Theatre in West Hollywood. Whatever...who cares. I'm so over Nicky and Paris. I just hope...[More]
I'll take Sienna Miller's boot hand-me-downs. She even has the perfect pair of black high heeled ones in character as Edie Sedgwick (center). My favorite pair are the ones below (on Sienna top left). Previously: Sienna Miller's Finally a...[More]
Julia Roberts has a lot on her plate with a nearly sold out Broadway play and her fight to save the environment. She’s currently on a crusade to save land near her home in New Mexico from being drilled...[More]
--Eminem must really romanticize marriage. Why else would he marry Kim Mathers again and divorce her less then 3 months later? I’m sure they’ll start dating again in another 3 months. [USA Today] --Cameron Diaz won the lawsuit against...[More]
Kristin Cavallari won't die. I wish that she would at least go back to Laguna Beach. Perez Hilton reports that she and ex-boyfriend, Brody Jenner, are back together again and that "The two enjoyed a very romantic lunch in...[More]
Apparently Tom Cruise chose to reveal that his father beat him to the cheesy weekend paper companion magazine, Parade: "He was a bully and a coward. He was the kind of person where, if something goes wrong, they kick....[More]
I'm overjoyed that Katie Holmes has been to her hair stylist and has a very fashionable new coat*. The Scientologists must be feeding her happy pills vitamins. *The first two pictures were taken outside Barneys. Previously: Pregnant Hollywood Fashionistas...[More]
Sharon Stone is getting crazier by the day. Now she wants to direct "Basic Instinct 3." Though directing a softcore film could be a stepping stone into directing hardcore porn films. I stand corrected. Auntie Sharon is one savvy...[More]
Malibu does weird things to people. Maybe it's the water. Mischa Barton was photographed there late last week (top left) with boyfriend Cisco Adler looking frumpy a la Holly Hobby (center). Then she was photographed again on Sunday at...[More]
Us Weekly has photos of Brangelina's $9 million dollar Malibu house. I wish the pictures were better though, because they make the house look really small. These are the standard MLS pictures that were used to sell the house....[More]
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Sienna Miller just got back from Guatemala* and is sporting three new star tattoos on her shoulder. She obviously thinks that the tats will help transform her from starlet to movie star. Given Sienna's movie track record, she's going...[More]
--Kate Moss has dropped her libel suit against Channel 5 hours before the trial date was to be set. Channel 5 had aired a documentary claiming that she had collapsed into a cocaine coma in 2001. Oh, and Naomi...[More]
