Stoned!Part of: Brangelina , Lindsay Lohan , Stoned!
--Tori Spelling’s divorce will be finalized next week. Yay for Tori!!! Then she can marry her cheesy actor boyfriend Dean McDermott and divorce him in a couple of years. [Fox News]
--Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard are finally engaged after 4 years of dating. It just took a baby to motivate them. How cliché. [CBSNews]
--Director Robert Rodriguez denies that he’s involved with actress Rose McGowan. They have a purely professional relationship. Right. Rodriguez recently separated from his wife of 16 years. [Female First]
--Dina Lohan needs to repeat the mantra: I am not my daughter. I am my daughter’s mother. I mean hanging out in a bathroom stall with another woman can only mean one thing and it has nothing to do with being a lesbian. [Page Six]
--Scented movies are coming to Japan. Japanese theatre goers will be able to watch Colin Farrell and smell him at the same time while watching “The New World.” If that were true, they’d run out of the theatre ‘cause Colin rarely bathes. In reality, they will have floral smells pumped into the theatre during love scenes and citrus scents when Colin eats an orange, etc. [CBSNews]
--Michael Douglas was so misquoted by GQ magazine when he said,“"I don't know about Brad Pitt, leaving that beautiful wife to go hold orphans for Angelina. I mean, how long is that going to last?" Yeah, he should be stoned for dissing Brangelina if that’s true. But being married to Catherine Zeta Jones is punishment enough. [My Way]
--J.Lo is so not going to let her first ex-husband publish a tell-all book about her. She is suing Ojani Noa and claiming that he’s in breach of "non-disparagement" agreement between them. Noa already sued J-Lo for firing him from his management job at her restaurant. He should just get over her already. [Reuters]