[Breakfast: Smart water]

I didn't think that a lot of men crashed weddings in reality, but today I learned that even prolific producers have gone that route. Yes, producer extraordinaire Brian Grazer used to put presents in the back of his car and crash weddings. I forgot to ask him if he bought real gifts and attached a card. DK was like, "Why do people crash weddings?" I said, "I don't know. I guess they think the single women there are desperate because their friends are geting married and they're not." That answer was off the top of my head, so please don't e-mail me about how sexist I am--go have sex or masturbate instead.