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[Breakfast: bagel and lox from Brent's Deli] 1. 4-NIGHT STAY AT THE WYNN, LAS VEGAS (in a Parlor suite) 2. JAVANESE LULUR (Lulur Day Spa, West Hollywood, Calif.) 3. I LOVE LUCY (The Complete Fifth Season) 4. BRITISH VOGUE (subscription)...[More]
I'm a long time reader, first time writer. Love the blog and your surgically precise observations. Anyway, Section 8 is also the military's term for insanity. Remember on MASH why Klinger wore dresses? To get a section 8 discharge. The...[More]
[Breakfast: 2 homemade hazelnut truffles with champagne] I can’t remember the last time I had a girl crush. I do remember having a big girl crush on Madchen Amick. I even watched that horrible Darren Star show "Central Park West"...[More]
[Breakfast: pumpkin spice pancakes, 2 bellinis and a hot toddy] Dear Readers, Happy Holidays!! The following is a picture of my favorite holiday gift so far. What's yours? Please write. Previously: Top 11 Presents I Hate Top Ten Presents I...[More]
Top Ten Ways Jessica Simpson can Remain Interesting in 2006 1. Announce that your marriage to Nick was just a publicity stunt to boost your career and get an MTV show 2. Do a nude pictorial in Playboy 3....[More]
Help me!!! I’m back from Vegas and DK has come to the rescue by finishing my homemade truffle gifts. I’ve had too many glasses of Veuve and have been on and off sick for like a week. I also had...[More]
[Breakfast: 2 glasses of Champagne, 1 Bloody Mary & Kobe Beef Shortribs with Scrambled Eggs and Bearnaise Sauce] I am currently in Vegas spending too much money and... Right now I'm off to the Poker Room to shout words of...[More]
[Breakfast: a broccoli cheddar quiche and a Morrocan Mint green tea] Temazcal This unique pre-Hispanic tradition is commonly referred to as a "sweat lodge" treatment and is considered to be a unique pre-Hispanic purification ritual and the place where one...[More]
[Breakfast: a four cheese quiche and a Bloody Mary] Carlos writes BAT: "Just dropping you a little note after reading your last blog about Rachel McAdams' age. When I finally got into IMDb I was so excited that I inserted...[More]
DK and I finished some refreshing sorbet (lime and raspberry) that a nice waiter had brought around on a tray for the handful of couples and loud child animals that were lounging on the beach. This was the life. (Later...[More]
[Breakfast: Green Eggs and Ham with a side of Fried Green Tomatoes] Dear Rachel McAdams, I don't know why you had such a hissy fit about posing nude for a "Vanity Fair" cover on up and coming young Hollywood starlets....[More]
[Breakfast: a shrimp omelette] For the last half of our holiday, DK and I moved to an even smaller boutique hotel that was part of a wildlife refuge. At dinner, the waiters gave us an incredulous look when we bypassed...[More]
[Breakfast: see below] Each morning DK and I order room service and eat breakfast on our patio, overlooking our own private pool and jacuzzi. (This morning, the one-night stand couple in the room next door was shagging on their patio,...[More]
[Breakfast: A Strawberry Margarita and Fried Eggs "Divorciados"] Today I was lying out topless on our patio when an iguana came within a foot of me. I jumped up startled, dropping my book (Prep by Curtis Sittenfeld). I definitely flashed...[More]
