Desperately Dating Matthew?Part of: Hollywood , LA
Overheard in Blue Plate Café between late thirtysomething (“but I work out everyday and I’m soooo hot in my belly-shirt”) plastic female looking to get some action from thirtysomething long-haired male (actor/surfer/whatever):
LA PLASTIC: You know who you remind me of?
LONG HAIR: Who?
LA PLASTIC: Matthew McConaughey, only much hotter.
Long Hair bore no resemblance to said actor.
30 Minutes Later:
LA PLASTIC: You know you have this really amazing ability to be present here and seemingly far away at exactly the same time. That's so cool.
LONG HAIR (Looking into infinity): Uh-huh.
I found out later that they got married in Vegas the following day.