--Young Hollywood entertainers really need to employ 24/7 Life Coaches. Now Britney Spears is being investigated by the Department of Children and Family Services for letting her son ride on her lap while driving. [TMZ]

--Rachel McAdams never posed for that Vanity Fair cover, after all. Who replaced her? VF guest editor Tom Ford. Hmm…that’s a lust kill. [IMDB]

--Eww…gross! Vincent Gallo is reportedly auctioning off on Ebay a night on the town with himself for $50,000. Gallo is such a skank. [Female First]

--A special 2-hour Arrested Development season finale marathon airs on Friday, February 10 @ 8PM ET/PT on FOX.

--Actress and model Milla Jovovich will be showing her Jovovich-Hawk label during New York fashion week in her townhouse in Greenwich Village. Milla, I’d love to come over for tea. When is a good time for you? [Female First]

--Being in court must make Paris Hilton wet. She corroborated some info that helped lead to the conviction of "Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis’ 2004 burglar/ captor. Also this week: L.A. club promoter Brian Quintana won a restraining order against Hilton. He claimed that she called him a "lazy Mexican" and made phone calls threatening his life. Quintana was supposedly the matchmaker for Paris and her current boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos. If this is true, then Paris' karma is majorly fucked up. [Page Six]

Previously:

Commercial Break--Rachel McAdams age watch
Not So Random Thoughts
My Coachella 2004 by Dan Zweben
Fabolous' Little Darlings