[Breakfast: 3 slices of turkey bacon and 2 scrambled eggs]

I’m glad that Paris Hilton realizes that she needs to get some new dance moves to make it as a pop star. The Sun reports that the heiress has decided to study with choreographer (and sister of hair diva Jonathan Antin) Robin Antin. It seems logical for Paris to take baby steps and go from dancing like a stripper to dancing like a Pussycat Doll. Now she just needs to break up with Stavros Niarchos III, because we’re all bored with him.

Previously:

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