Friday Eye Candy
June 30, 2006Part of: Friday Eye Candy , Hollywood
Johnny Depp is the only pirate that I'd let ravish me. Related Entries: Give me an Orgasm...[More]

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Johnny Depp is the only pirate that I'd let ravish me. Related Entries: Give me an Orgasm...[More]
The white dress isn't going away anytime soon, so snag yours up now before you go on hoiday. Just make sure it isn't see-through. Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie need to get their picture taken while making out. They...[More]
OK. I've never met Haylie Duff, so she could be the nicest person in the world. I'm just sick of seeing her in pictures with her more famous little sis, Hilary. For the longest time, I've been wondering who...[More]
Both couples are lusting it up in Tahiti, but Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are on their honeymoon. Which couple is hotter?...[More]
[Breakfast: cold pizza] These are some pictures from the July issue of Elle Decor showcasing the house that Brad Pitt built in Malibu. Of course, now it's Angelina, Zahara, Maddox and Shiloh's house, too. It doesn't look very child friendly,...[More]
Finally!!! Mary-Kate Olsen is another one those girls that I was afraid was never going to make Fashionista Du Jour. Especially after this outfit worn just last week. I'm worried that Mary-Kate had a court appearance or something of...[More]
[Breakfast: an iced latte and chocoolate dipped biscotti from Peet's Coffee & Tea] Britney Spears vs. Demi Moore. What do you think? Brit's cover is definitely racier....[More]
Will Goldfrapp and James Bond be a match made in heaven? Whisperings of the possibility that Goldfrapp is doing the theme song for Casino Royale popped up on a French James Bond Website days ago. Now the British tabloids...[More]
Maria Menounos was "Ranked and Voted #5 by AskMen.com's Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2006" according to her bio on IMDB.com. Fortunately, this lovely "28-year-old"( + four years--it's Hollywood) can dress well, too. The former Miss Massachussetts Teen...[More]
Tara, Tommy and Patrick Reid Who the hell is Patrick Reid, you're thinking. He's Tara Reid's brother, duh!!!! I just passed by his clothing store on Montana Ave. in Santa Monica and there was a 'for lease' sign on...[More]
Dear Ms. Knightley, I really like you despite the fact that I can't name the last movie you were in that I watched. You're really beautiful and have a spunky personality, which can't be said for a lot of...[More]
[Breakfast: 4 Sesame Peanut Butter Cookies from Jin Patisserie and Tazo's Zen green tea] Congratulations, Nicole Richie! You have finally worn something cute enough to make "Breakfast at Tiffany's" Fashionista Du Jour! I'm afraid that I was pretty positive that...[More]
I know you have those days when you really want to ditch work and go to the beach in Malibu and have a Britney Spears sighting, but you simply have too much work. I felt this way last week...[More]
I highly doubt that Kate Bosworth is the next Grace Kelly, but that's who she was styled to look like at the Superman premiere. I wonder if loads of her hair fell out because of that severe hairstyle and...[More]
Hope you are having a better Monday than moi. I got a flat tire on my way to an acupuncture appointment today, so that's why I haven't posted. I called my acupuncturist and she had a medical emergency. DK...[More]
> Brad Pitt doesn't always do it for me, but in this recent picture he looks really sexy. Related Entries: Friday Eye Candy Friday Eye Candy Friday Eye Candies Friday MILF Candy...[More]
I know who won't be buying a Halloween costume this year. Mischa Barton must be really organized to buy a costume so early. Maybe she wants to be in the next Pirates of the Carribean or has the hots...[More]
I want Rachel Bilson's dress, but I would wear a slip dress by Only Hearts underneath it---it's tres see-through. A lot of these dresses end up looking like sacks, but this one is really flattering. It's nice that she's...[More]
Guess Who?...[More]
Remember when I wrote about that girl at the airport who finally made me realize that leggings can work on some women? Well, the flats on the right are very similar to the cute shoes that she was wearing....[More]
Who is hotter? Related Entries: Double Feature Starring Lindsay Lohan Paris is Off Fur Fashionista Du Jour...[More]
No, I don't think that Reese is fat. She's just not starving herself or doing massive amounts of drugs to be an emaciated Hollywood starlet. But she's a star and there aren't a lot of women her age in...[More]
Yeah, it's Catherine Zeta-Jones. I don't like Catherine very much, but I'm happy that she's dressed age appropriately. Of course, she's supposed to be 36, but that means that she's really 40 in Hollywood. I don't see how she...[More]
Lindsay is a half 'fashionista du jour' is these pictures. I love her top in the first picture--I'd totally buy it. It would be so cute with skinny black or grey jeans by J Brand. But she wore it...[More]
[Breakfast: a chocolate dipped biscotti and a nonfat latte] My source for many of the photos on this site, People magazine, has made a mistake. I don't know if I can ever trust them again. They posted the above picture...[More]
Did any of you see Angelina Jolie on Anderson Cooper's 360 last night? I was disappointed. At first I felt like I was going crazy because she kept on repeating things that she had already said. On my favorite...[More]
Here we have The OC's and real life couple, Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson having a nice night out at Memphis in Hollywood. But are they wearing rags or suitable fashionista clothes? You decide. Related Entries: Fashionistas Du Jour...[More]
Those PETA people have been busy lately. First they went after Beyonce at Nobu in NYC after winning an Ebay contest to dine with her. Wait, it doesn't really make sense that they won the contest--what are the odds--and...[More]
[Breakfast: a banana with peanut butter and Smart water] Yes, I'm still writing about my trip to Europe, so don't think I forgot about it. I previously wrote about my favorite UK candy bars, but if you look at what's...[More]
Mary-Kate Olsen was obviously watching The Wizard of Oz the other night while tripping on mushrooms or after smoking a lot of pot. Why else would she wear a dress that makes her look like a child playing dress...[More]
(Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe) I've been housesitting in Malibu, which is the bomb. Where I normally live isn't deep in the city, but it feels oppressive in comparison. Malibu is one of the most relaxing places in LA...[More]
Paris had been promoting her perfume lately, so she hasn't been wearing as many outfits that scream 'skanky ho'. This Tocca dress actually suits her. Related Entries: Paris Hilton: 25 going on 65 Fashionistas Du Jour...[More]
Jennifer Aniston used to be cool. Sorry, I just blatantly lied. Jen had some appeal when she was on Friends. She was even pretty with hair extensions. Remember when she wore her hair in faux dreadlocks with that that...[More]
[Breakfast: a soy chai latte] Britney Spears has been stylish lately and has been getting in shape despite being pregnant--that's no joke. She wore a really cute Juicy Couture dress for her Kevin-and-Britney-are-really-together picture. Last week in Miami she had...[More]
[Breakfast: a slice of leftover pizza] -Drive a Mercedes SLK -Have a Hummer/SUV with a “no war for oil” bumper sticker -Live in a plantationesque house with fountains in Bel Air -Initiate loud name-dropping cell-phone conversations at THE IVY, etc....[More]
See...Jessica Alba totally eats. I don't have proof or anything that she sucked the entire lollypop--it could've been a prop for the new movie she's filming called Bill. Both of the above pictures were taken on set. Lindsay Lohan...[More]
Did you ever catch reruns of Little House on the Prairie? Someone from Lindsay Lohan's camp has. Maybe Lindsay is trying to copy the the look so she can play "Laura Ingalls" in a new kids movie. Her movie...[More]
[Breakfast: a handful of gummy cola bottles] I'm not always a fan of Kate Beckinsale's fashion choices. Sometimes she looks really plastic and fake on the red carpet. But for the premiere of her movie Click she looked perfect: great...[More]
We're starting out Fashion Friday with a Mary-Kate Olsen trend that Lindsay Lohan thought was cool enough to copy. But it's not cool. If you're a male tourist in some country that's scorching hot, then it's possibly dorky cool....[More]
A reader writes: Hi there, I really like your site....I have breakfast with it all the time : ) I just heard a rumor...Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher were killed in a helicopter crash...rumor has it that CNN received it...[More]
It's bikini season and there have been tons of pictures of actresses in bikinis on the Web and in magazines. Most of these actresses look like crap in bikinis because they're too thin. They tend to be flat-chested or...[More]
[Breakfast: a blended green tea drink] First it was Teri Hatcher and now it's Marisa Tomei that's taken inspiration from Olive Oyle. Maybe these singletons are trying to attract Popeye. Why else would they wear such bad color combinations....[More]
[Breakfast: a biscotti and PG Tips tea with oat milk] Usually I find Anne Hathaway really annoying and ugly, but she looks cute in this still from A Devil Wears Prada. (BTW, that totally pained me to say that--worse than...[More]
1. Exhilaration Bronze Mesh Tote 2. Mostro Perf Puma shoes 3. Revlon Lipglide Sheer in Sheerly Strawberry (Sheerly Raspberry is good for dark skin or dark hair) 4. Stila sheer color tinted moisturizer spf 15 (medium) 5. Trader Joe's...[More]
I rarely eat candy bars here, so I don't know why I feel the need to taste every kind when I'm in London. My favorite tea place in Santa Monica, The Tudor House, also has the best British candy...[More]
I'm being very generous here, because I've never seen someone under 70 wearing such a hideous outfit. It's something a grandmother that was colorblind would wear. Where is E!'s "How do I Look?" when you need them. Seriously...Paris Hilton...[More]
Have you noticed how parts of Jeremy Piven's life are being used on Entourage? The season premiere had Adrian Grenier's character "Vincent Chase" taking his mother to the Aquaman premiere. Piven took his mother to the Emmys. I wonder if...[More]
Honestly, I never thought that Jessica Simpson would make Fashionista Du Jour. She usually dresses like a Barbie Doll for photo ops, or a generic starlet when she dresses casually. In this photo she looks a bit like a...[More]
Jessica Biel is like a modern day Cinderella. During the day she dresses like a college student and by night she's tranformed into a glamour puss. Don't you love fairytales? I don't care about what Biel wears during the...[More]
I have to admit that I've been housesitting in Malibu all day. I've been doing some daydreaming about story ideas for BAT and eating and drinking. I really shouldn't be doing much of the latter due to the fact that...[More]
Jessica Alba appears to be pro-ana, but appearances can be deceiving. The actress was kind enough to hand out cupcakes to other starving actresses like Badly Aging '80s Anorexic Doll Pussycat Doll Denise Richards, and "Superman Returns" star Kate...[More]
I don't have proof that Heidi Klum's dress is a variation of the same Marc Jacobs dress that Ginnifer Goodwin first wore to The Met's Art Gala last month, but I assume it is. I'm surprised that Heidi Klum...[More]
(I meant to say, "Guess whose Converse shoes?"...[More]
Ahh..it's Fashion Friday. This weeks selection is perfect for petite women. There actually are women that exist who don't starve themselves to be thin but are naturally that way. Some of these women can't even gain weight. Also, not...[More]
Mary-Kate Olsen so started the black nail polish trend. No matter how scary that girl looks, there's no denying that she's a trendsetter. Jessica Alba and Lindsay Lohan have also been photographed at recent events with black nails. Jess...[More]
I haven't seen a screening yet of Kate Hudson's latest film "You, Me and Dupree" due in theatres July 14, but apparently this "Dupree" character has turned Kate into a dopey little girl. That or Kate's been spending too...[More]
My first meal in Cannes was excellent. I had pizza with proscuitto and goat cheese with a side salad, red wine, and my first baguette. I know you're like, WTF, pizza? But a friend of mine who's a foodie and...[More]
I haven't Googled myself in ages. Most writers I know Google themselves daily, so I'm a rarity. But who cares about that. I found the best "Tiffany Stone" Google result ever a few minutes ago. In Scary Movie 4 there...[More]
...is not yours. Get that straight. It's Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt....[More]
I generally loathe leggings, but a girl on my flight from LA to London changed my mind about them. She was a very petite girl and was wearing her leggings with a slouchy long tank and black flats that...[More]
You must fly British Airways business class for the yummy cinnamon raisin scones and Cornish clotted cream. Sure, the business class flight that DK and I took from Cannes to London was a lot of money for tea--way more...[More]
What else do stars like Nicole Richie and Kirstie Alley do to beat the heat besides going to the beach in Malibu? Water sports. Here both actresses are pictured kindly donating their water to the needy paparazzi and it...[More]
Jeremy Piven forgot to go into his default character "Ari Gold" from Entourage the other night at Bungalow 8. Instead he channeled Kevin Dillon's character on the show "Drama" during a bitch fest with Stephen Dorff over Dorff cutting...[More]
Sienna Miller may not be a talented actress, but she's a talented fashionista. She was hanging out in Malibu with Jude Law and the rest of Hollywood this past scorching weekend. Now I'm inspired to wear a baby doll...[More]
I know you are all like why does Ashton dress like a freak sometimes. I finally figured it out. He must be up for a role in a movie about The Village People-- duhh!!!...[More]
[Breakfast: cold Rosemary chicken] There was this one George Saunders short story that I read in The New Yorker a few years ago, where everywhere you walk there is an advertisement for something. People have to be essentially plugged in...[More]
Black and white is a classic fashion combination that not everyone can pull off. Mandy Moore and Carmen Electra look girly and pretty in these pictures. How Carmen can pull off polka dots and a dress that no one...[More]
James Dean is way hotter in his Porsche Spyder than Britney Spears is in her Speedster. Also, James' Spyder was an original whereas Brit's is probably a kit replica. Vintage Porsches are very rare and range in the upper...[More]
[Breakfast: a slice of raspberry and hazelnut cake and green ginger Tazo tea] I know I've said in the past that Kirsten Dunst doesn't appear too skinny in person, but this picture of her in a bikini taken in Cannes...[More]
[Breakfast: Green Ginger Tazo tea and a Toffee Crisp] (Kirsten Dunst with Sophia Coppola and Jason Schwartzman in Cannes) This postcard from Cannes stuff isn’t necessarily going to be in order so you’ll just have to deal. Also, it’s going...[More]
Will return tomorrow with juicy details....I know you can't wait. xoxo...[More]